I always thought wild rabbits in Florida were apocryphal, but this is the second one I've seen this year. ETA: The bunny was alive and adorable, thank god.
It is well-known that well-meaning youth have a propensity to find answers for problems that didn't exist. Bastards like Einstein devising the theory of relativity when we were cool with classical mechanics, thanks, or Prince Joffrey simply being, because life wasn't hard enough already.
Sergius Ivanich Koznyshev, wishyñ tu teik i rest frím mentl wrk, went tu stei with hiz brídhr in dhí kíntry, insted iv gowyñ ibraid az yucuwl. Ikordyñ tu hiz vyuz kíntry laef wíz prifrríbl tu eny ídhr, and hy had nau kim tu hiz brídhrz haus tu encoi it. Stepan Arkadyevich, with dhí seim símwít sailem ekspreshen with…
Nákátá let hiz bædy rílaks, swítqd æf híz maınd, ilauwyng ðyngz tu flou þrú him. Ðís wz natqrl fòr hím, simðyng hyd dn evr sins hy wz i tqaıld, wíþaut i seknd þæt. Bífor læng ð bordrz iv híz kæntqesnes flitrd iraund, dcst laık ð btrflaız. Byjænd ðyz bordrz leı i dærk ibís. Oukeıcnly hiz kæntqesnes wúd flaı ouvr ð…
It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to navigate the hell of Photoshop.
First the Knockout Game, now this?!?!
Now Saudi Arabians are defending their country in the comments with laughably false claims:
She likes Louis CK. Kill me now.
Voter fraud is alive and real: Liz Cheney's husband was found to be registered to vote in both Virginia and Wyoming, despite making an oath to the contrary. Nothing is sacred anymore. If Republicans are found to be catching on this dangerous trend, it'll only be a while before the entire country wants a piece of the…
I don't know what I did, but during spring cleaning in my Bookmarks Manager I encountered this. It does have Mia Farrow, though. It goes on and on, interspersed with other sites.
I know how to spell "Johns Hopkins". I have always known how to spell "Johns Hopkins". What I have in remarkable spelling ability, I utterly lack in humor apparently.
This concept is probably as dead as Roger Ailes' penis, but I just wanted to show that there is verifiable documentation of this phenomenon and that black-on-white violence has been a vicious epidemic for decades.
I am spending so much time on Gawker, that some of my other favorite activities (bread, yoghurt, films) have passed by the wayside. Like Neo in the popular film series "Matrix" (about a worrisome young man so absorbed in computers he begins to envision reality as a program), I've devoted such frightening attention to…
The other day I was navigating Microsoft customer service. (The issue, as it turns out, was a complete invention on my part, but that's a story no one needs to hear.) I became frustrated enough to resort to calling the ¡friendly! customer service. The following is the form that routes a call directly to your phone à la…
I cannot believe they used music from the soundtrack to "2001: A Space Odyssey" (Atmospheres IIRC) in the trailer for Godzilla.
Gregory Q gives good OJ. He's got the good oranges.
♪ I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy, ♪